There're two plates on the table. One is filled with yummy cheese cakes; the other is soft creme brulee.
I love cheese cakes. I also love creme brulee. I want to cram both of them into my mouth at once.
But here's the catch, I'll choke if I do that, might die from the attempt. If I eat the brulee first, some other girl will claim the cake. If i have the cake first, the brulee might get angry and disappear. (I dunno how to explain this phenomenon but for the purpose of this story it will happen.)
Make up your mind and just pick one? Of course I've thought of that, but It's CHEESE CAKE! OR CREME BRULEE! How can you make decisions like that? It's not like you have to choose between potatoes and lobster. When a waiter comes to you and say "we have two specialty for our main course: grilled lobster or else baked potatoes. Same Price. Which would you prefer?" You can just *snap fingers* and know instantly which you would choose. But when the waiter comes to you and say "we have two selections of desert today, would you like cheese cake or creme brulee?" how on earth are you suppose to just pick one of them? You usually pick both of them! Right??? Both! But then the unkind waiter said "I'm sorry, you only get to choose one"
So now how do you proceed? I want both. BOTH! Don't piss me or I'll ditch both the heavenly desert and get KFC Coleslaw instead. I swear I will.
Can I have both? Someone get me a solution. Right now I'm just letting the waiter stand there waiting for me to make a decision. It wont take long before he leaves without taking my order and I will end up with no deserts. Which is just really really sad.
