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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

心态

你问我,动物有那么多保卫自己的方法及技能,他们不是有尖利的爪齿,就是有坚硬的壳来防卫自己。人类为何那么可怜什么都没有?

我顿了一会儿,说:“人类有的是好胜心,妒忌心,及报复心。”

你静静的沉思,不语。我看着你了解人类的有多本事,就凭心态,占据了整个世界。

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Headache

I've found a cure to headache today. Classic traditional remedy.

1. Stuff your face with chocolate.
2. Stuff your face with 100 plus.
3. If it still doesnt work, do them both together.

As I said, Classic traditional remedy.

*If symptom persist, seek medical help.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Shopping Mall Names

New job. Find a suitable name for a shopping mall. In Bangi. What? No, that's all of it. A name for a shopping mall in Bangi; go.
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Bangi Shopping Mall?
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no not good enough. Think of a new one.

Wait, Bangi's really Malay Influence right? How bout...Sierramas, Lea, Fadia, or... *snap* Fadia!
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Ok fine. Think grand. Think fun, and, friendly!
I got it! Metropolitan, Faber, Preston, Maison....... Vera?

Ok ok. You dont like it. Come on, I get it right and that shopping mall will be name by me! I have one hour. Work it! Lets look for ideas. India shopping malls... UK building names.... god all the buildings they have sounds so... boring. And weird. Zarioski? Platinum Mall. Tsk. "cliche". Think girl think think! Work your brains.

Can I name it Harrods?

ok ok, no more jokes.

erm erm... I give up.
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